Scandal-wracked
playboy, Charlie Marchetti, arrives in New York two days before his
brother's wedding, determined to prove he's a reformed man, reliable,
responsible and—yeah, all those good 'R' adjectives. No trouble, no
drama and no mistakes. Ah, the best laid plans...
First,
the airline lost his luggage. Second, all five of his ex-wives are
coming to the wedding, probably just to remind Charlie he's an ass who
takes nothing seriously and will die alone and unloved. Oh, and third,
he has no date for the wedding.
Then
he meets Persey Chancellor at lost luggage. Within minutes she's summed
him up as a "bastard" and a "pervert". Damn it, but he's intrigued.
With gum in her hair and tattoos up her arm, this uninhibited,
potty-mouthed stranger could be his shocking trump card —an ultimate
prank on the ex-wives.
Can
the man dubbed "Charming Charlie" by the paparazzi, convince Persey to
spend two days posing as his unlikely girlfriend? Hey, he'll do whatever
it takes.
But the last laugh might just be on him.Be Warned: anal sex, spanking

He
took her to Marchetti's to find some more clothes—including the
lingerie he'd forgotten—and she was thrilled to have an entire, empty
and closed department store to herself. Again she wanted to know if he'd
done this many times before.
"Actually, this is a first."
"Nah! Lying bastard."
"Truth." He put a hand to his heart. "Never came to the family store after hours with a date."
Persey
the Tattooed, Potty-Mouth Goddess spun around from the rack of bras she
was perusing. "A date?" She snorted loudly at that idea. "I haven't
agreed to be your date yet."
"True. But I can be very persuasive."
She shot him a dark, heated look. "I bet."
"So why not just say yes and come to my brother's wedding with me?"
"You said you'd pay me."
He
followed her around the racks, strangely reluctant to let her get too
far away from him. "I'm buying you a full wardrobe. Doesn't that count?"
"I said I'd pay you back, as soon as I get some cash."
And when would that be, he wondered.
"I must be the weirdest person you ever asked out, Marchetti."
"Absolutely." Why pretend? He was still trying to figure all this out himself.
She
went back to the bras and shot him a sideways look. "So what size tits
do you think I have? You estimated everything else and you weren't far
off."
With
her straightforward comments the woman had a habit of making him feel
like a shy twelve-year old boy again. Since she wasn't wearing anything
under that wrap-around dress he could see her taut nipples pushing
against the fabric as she arched her back and put her hands on her
waist. He'd been trying to miss them. Now she made it impossible.
Charlie
scratched the back of his neck. "34 B." Perfectly shaped, ripe pears
nestled under the material, nipples primed. Damn. It was a long time
since he'd tongued a nipple and then buried his face between a firm pair
of breasts. The hot surge of want was unstoppable. His cock was alert,
as it had been since she walked out of the bedroom in that dress. Since
she was more curvy than he'd expected it was slightly too small for her
and clung in all the best places. Or worst, depending on your point of
view.
She rolled her eyes. "Spot on. Not."
"See! I'm really not the ladies' man they say I am. I can't even judge a bra size from a distance."
"Maybe you're not a boob man?"
"Oh, I like boobs."
Laughter rolled out of her. "Funny. I thought you might be gay when I first saw you."
"So that's why you came with me."
"Yep."
She wriggled her ass, doing a funny little dance before him. "Or a male
model. You look like you should be in black and white, leaning back in a
speedboat with spray behind you and wind ruffling your cherubic locks."
Glancing over her shoulder she giggled huskily, still enjoying her
dance and humming now too.
Deliberately
or not, the woman was teasing him, taunting with her body as she raised
her arms overhead, stretching, arching her spine further. Just the way
he'd imagined her in the shower earlier.
"Please stop doing that," he said finally, his voice low and tight.
"Why?"
Oh, she knew why all right. He glared.
Persey
came closer, approaching from the other side of the circular clothes
rack. "You can feel my boobs if you want and guess again."
"Do you always go around telling strangers to feel you up?"
A
darkness, mournful and opaque as a widow's veil suddenly dropped over
her green eyes. "Actually I'm used to being groped and they don't wait
to be asked." It was a brief moment of gravity and then the sultry
twinkle returned. "So you're special. I want you to feel my boobs,
Marchetti. I invite you." She was close now, her face turned up to him.
"It's payment for helping me out today. And I kind of like you."
"Kind of like me?" he sputtered.
"You were nice to me. I'm returning the favor."
"I
appreciate that." This had to be a joke, he thought suddenly. Was this
some scheme to get a really juicy photo of him? He eyed her warily. "Who
are you?"
"Persephone Chancellor, of course."
"Are you a reporter? They planted you, didn't they?"
"Oh, Christ, yes. You got me, mister. I'm a honey trap."
"Show me your passport." He wanted to see her profession.
"It's back at the hotel. Now do you want to feel my boobs or not? I don't make a habit of this."
"You do realize there are security cameras all over this store."
"So
what? It's your store. And these are my boobs." She grabbed his wrists
and brought his hands to her breasts. "Don't be so bloody shy."
That was a new one. He'd never been accused of "shy" before.
Immediately
he felt the hard peaks pushing at his palms. Her full breasts were warm
and more than a handful. He couldn't resist spreading his long fingers,
cupping and lightly squeezing the mouth-watering flesh.
She moaned softly and teetered on her heels. "That feels good, Marchetti. Don't stop."
Charlie
repeated the squeeze. He ran his thumbs over her nipples, brushing them
gently, then swirling his forefingers around them, tickling her areolas
through the soft fabric. His cock stretched and filled in response to
the signal sent by those hardened, tempting nipples. He knew he'd soon
need to adjust his pants it if this kept up, so he took his hands off
her.
"36 C," he said.
"Wrong again."
"I'm too distracted."
Abruptly she reached out and placed her hand over the bulge of his cock. "Yeah, so I see. You need to do something about this."
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